Another Day in Paradise Lost.-The Protocols of the Learned Journeymen of Naarm

Naarm, 2051. Jolted out of our self-destructive idiocy by a highly amused extraterrestrial, Australian society is forced to follow The Protocols: no gambling, no meat, and absolutely no beards. Against the backdrop of the iconic MCG rebuilt as a recycled sewage power plant, an Engagement Officer tries to navigate a chaotic love life while guarding the "dinosaur" citizens who still yearn to return to the not-so-good old days.