When Findus Was Little & Disappeared

Farmer Pettson sat doing the crossword, with Findus the cat on his knee. Tell me about when I disappeared, said Findus. You haven't disappeared, said Pettson, you're sitting right here. Yes, but ? when I was little. Oh then ...But you've heard the story so often before. But tell it to me anyway! So here is the story of when Findus was little and disappeared.