I Am Not a Trading Guru

Most trading books promise profits. This one promises something better: the truth. If you've ever: Followed a "guru" who disappeared after losses Bought a course that taught nothing new Felt confused despite doing everything "right" This book will feel uncomfortably familiar. Written in a sharp, satirical tone, I Am Not a Trading Guru exposes the strange world of modern trading education—where screenshots matter more than strategy, confidence sells better than competence, and everyone seems profitable… except you. Inside, you'll discover: The different types of fake trading gurus (you've definitely seen them) Why smart people still fall for bad advice The hidden traps behind "easy money" strategies What real trading actually looks like (no drama, no hype) Simple risk management principles that most people ignore This is not a strategy book. This is not motivation. This is a filter—to help you think clearly before you trade. You'll laugh. You'll recognize people. And you might rethink everything you've been told about trading.