MOOH 7 - The Timeshare On A Dying Sun

The deal was too good to be true. Sara, Marcus, and Dave thought they'd scored a luxury vacation, but the moment they set foot in the resort, they were legally bound to a 10,000-year time-share contract—on a dying sun. Now, with an overly enthusiastic salesbot enforcing every obscure clause, a resort AI programmed to keep them forever, and a star that's about to explode, their dream getaway turns into a desperate escape plan. Armed with quick wits, sketchy loopholes, and just enough bad decision-making to be dangerous, the crew must outthink corporate legalese, hack their way out of bureaucracy, and maybe, just maybe, blow up a star in the process. Packed with sharp wit, high-stakes absurdity, and a legally questionable amount of explosions, The Time-Share on a Dying Sun is a sci-fi comedy for anyone who's ever been stuck on hold with customer service—forever.