Merde at the Paris Olympics

In Merde at the Paris Olympics, Englishman Paul West is living in Paris and gearing up for the 2024 Olympics. He accepts a job translating for a French lobby group who are campaigning to get pétanque accepted as an official Olympic event. In Paul’s opinion, throwing lumps of lead around while drinking pastis is barely a sport – it’s more an excuse for Provencal men to avoid cooking dinner. But he needs the cash. Meanwhile, Paul falls in love with a French tech genius – who thinks he’s an idiot. Paul also applies for French nationality and embarks on an exhausting war of attrition with France’s Napoleonic bureaucrats (and his ex, Elodie). Paul’s friend Jake the grunge poet, declaring that the Olympics and Paralympics discriminate against talentless and lazy people, invents the “Nolympics”.