How to Stay Out of the Doghouse

An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping the woman in your life happy—while secretly doing whatever you want. Published in tandem with the woman’s guide How to Keep Him on a Short Leash, How to Stay Out of the Doghouse is perfect for Father’s Day.... or as a gift for a new groom. This isn’t a rulebook. It’s a survival guide. Marriage Advice for Men: A collection of 50 unbreakable (and unforgiving) rules, from why you should never criticize her cooking to why the cover-up is always worse than the crime. Couples Humor: Learn to navigate treacherous territory, like what to do when she asks about ex-girlfriends or why you should never, ever use fruit to describe her body. Men’s Humor: A direct, no-nonsense guide that teaches you how to listen like Barbara Walters and develop the attention to detail of Scotland Yard. The Perfect Stocking Stuffer: Whether it’s for a new groom, a seasoned husband, or a Father’s Day present, this is the pocket-sized guide he didn’t know he needed.