365 Funny Quotes

Shocking Statistics: An Average American Reads 1 Book a Year and 50% of those are Romance Novels… Look! I do not know who you are but I am sure you are on this page right now because you are someone who wants more. You are someone who do not settle for average. You see, I totally understand the desire to want to learn and yet dread reading a long and thick book at the same time! That is why we created this book… More about this book: A joke doesn’t have to be a story long. It doesn’t even have to be paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day. As you progress in this book, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and we die naked too. Our job, as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plain and to give and grow as much as we can. If this is the first time you’re reading my book and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not. Simply smile, enjoy yourself and cheer up. This quote book is by far one of the most unique quote book I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention… to bring about more smiles to this world. Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This book will be your companion to more smiles, laughters and joy. Act Now by Clicking the “Buy Now With 1-Click” Button at the Top of This Page Right Now! P.S. Here’s another shocking statistic: “50% of American adults can’t read a book written at an eighth grade level.” P.P.S. I absolutely know that these statistics aren’t you. Act Now by Clicking the “Buy Now With 1-Click” Button at the Top of This Page Right Now!