The Ghastly Book of Boys' Smells and Noises

This book contains burps, farts, stink clouds, and noises no human should ever have to hear or smell. If you're brave enough to turn the pages, brace yourself, hold your breath, and get ready for belly laughs, eye-watering stink, and maybe even a "milk-squirting-out-the-nose" moment! Let's be honest, boys of every age LOVE to burp and fart. They take pride in how loud, long, and stinky their burps and farts can be. It's a life-long competition, and one they practice for each and every day! If you're a boy or you live with a boy, this book is for you! But before you rush into reading this funny book, just know ... This story will entertain you; but be warned, it's not for the weak. This book is about boys' deep belly burps, and their gross, smelly, noisy butt squeaks!