Hexes for Cats

Finally, a hex book your cat can understand.Hexes for Cats: Written Entirely in Cat is a funny full-color Witchy gift book for cat lovers, Witches, mystics, occult readers, and anyone who suspects their cat may be their familiar.Inside, full-page illustrations of unforgivable household offenses are paired with furious feline wisdom written entirely in cat: meow, mrrp, hiss, yowl, MROW, and other sacred sounds known only to deeply offended cats.It looks dramatic. It looks official. It is absolutely not accepting apologies.This square-format gift book features full-color illustrations of the things cats would absolutely hex if given the chance: spray bottles, closed doors, empty bowls, vet visits, mysterious cucumbers, and other crimes against feline dignity.Perfect for: cat lover gifts funny gifts for cat owners witchy gifts gifts for cat moms gifts for cat dads gifts for Witches occult gifts metaphysical gifts white elephant gifts stocking stuffers coffee table books gag gifts with actual visual appeal humans with dramatic cats Witches with familiars people whose cats have enemiesIs it a real book of hexes?For humans, not exactly.For cats?They are still filing charges.Part of The Feline Occult Library - funny metaphysical books for cats, written entirely in cat.