Bigly

Excerpt from Bigly: "Mirth, with thee I mean to live."— John Milton "My whole life is about winning."— Donald Trump Call It Kobe They're loaded, loaded with cars. So they send millions of cars over here. We sell them beef—beef. They don't want it. Half the time they send it back. They want to send it back. The farmers over there don't want it. So we take it back. That's not good beef By the time you get it back. I said the other day—No, no, I say it's aged; Now they call it Kobe beef And we sell it for more money. — September 25, 2015, remarks at Values Voters Summit, discussing trade with China Table At Le Cirque I know one man in particular. He's one of the most successful men in New York, And he couldn't get a table at a restaurant. He's worth maybe four or five hundred million dollars, And he's standing at Le Cirque or one of them And he couldn't get a table. So I see him standing there and he's a little embarrassed And he says, "Don, could you help me get a table?" So I got him a table. So he calls the next day and I said, "No one knows you, you're very successful," And he says, "No, no no, I like to keep a low profile." That's great. But in the meantime He can't get a table in a restaurant. — November 11, 1984, interview with the Washington Post How Do I Back Thee? I want to just let you know, I am so behind you. And I know maybe sometimes You haven't gotten the backing that you've wanted, And you're going to get so much backing. Maybe you're going to say, Please don't give us so much backing. Mr. President, Please, We don't need that much backing. But you're going to have that. — January 21, 2017, speech at CIA headquarters Langley, Virginia Book Praise & Description: A hilarious collection of Trump quotes arranged as poetry! "Poets, wrote Shelley, are 'the…