Hot Wings & Rug Burns

Jamie Tembreaux is twenty-five, and he's never been in love. This was okay when he lied to himself. Jamie doesn't suffer from Peter Pan syndrome; he isn't socially immature-or, at least, if he is, it doesn't present a problem in his day-to-day life. Instead, Jamie suffers from another Disney complex: Pinocchio syndrome. Then, one day, he wakes up and realizes he needs to start telling the truth, to himself in particular. The truth was Jamie needs a woman. He also needs some direction. As a playwright in Minneapolis, he enjoys the perks of being a young, single stud-the barhopping, the parties, and the hot chicks. But the hot chicks never come home with him, and his career isn't exactly taking off. His friends, "Trick" Dunbar and Andrew Case, try to help, but of course they're just as confused as Jamie about the fairer sex. One day, Jamie runs into an old college friend who sends him back to where it all began: his childhood home. Maybe Jamie can figure out where he went wrong by looking at his past decisions. If he makes sense of his past, maybe he can fix his present. Maybe the hot chicks will start to like him, and he can finally fall in love. It's a whole lot of "maybe," but Jamie is ready for the challenge, all in the name of the love ... and sex.