Freeze, Achoo, Repeat : The Kid Who Can Pause Time… But Only When He Sneezes

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. What happens when your sneeze breaks the universe? Oliver Nash is just trying to survive middle school without knocking over another beaker. But when a perfectly normal science-class sneeze freezes time—Mr. Halvorsen's coffee hovering, Zoe's pencil stuck mid-doodle, neon-green acid droplets suspended like evil marbles—everything goes horribly, hilariously wrong. Now Oliver can pause reality… but only when he sneezes. And every "AH-CHOO!" makes things weirder: • His shadow starts growing extra elbows • Lockers begin to breathe • A creepy time-collecting shadow monster wants to eat the gaps he's creating • His best friends Zoe and Jasper get tangled in the chaos (and their shadows start having opinions) One boy. One very angry allergy. One timeline that wants revenge. Fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Big Nate, and laugh-out-loud fantasy will love this wild, gross-out adventure full of frozen spitballs, reverse sneezes, and the most epic cafeteria disaster ever. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles, sudden nose-pinching, and the urge to check if your shadow is behaving. Grab your tissues… and dive in before Oliver sneezes again! Perfect for kids 8-12 who love middle grade funny books, humorous fantasy for kids, kids time travel adventure, middle school comedy fantasy, sneeze powers stories, and absurd fantasy adventures.