The Fart Heard Round the World

You're about to enter the world of GrossYou know your body? Not even closeWe tackle some subjects, short, and in depthFrom boogers to dandruff, to zits and bad breathConjunctivitis, this book explainsRoot canals, belly buttons, and varicose veinsBurping and sweating, foot odor and pusYou will never believe what is inside of usCanker sores, ear wax, I'll give you the scoopVomiting, and warts, and what's inside your poopLaryngitis, toe jam, even lice and peeYou will say, ''all of this can happen to ME?''